“What is it that they love about your ears?”

“I can move them.”

-  @khleo_t

(Khleo Thomas on Kids Say The Darndest Things, 1998)

musicalmurderscene:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

(via niniboo)

greatwhitesandbumfights:

I’m waiting for Beiber to start singing about fucking women. 

Right now he’s just a 1st base nigga. 

kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’

(via uglynewyork)

inhaleweedexhaleweed:

lmao this is awesome.

tezx:

thunderqueef:

uncommong:

tokyothugs:

omfg

:’) wut

aahahahahaha

EVEN IF IT’S A QUICKY WRAP THAT STICKY

(via andthenawildalexappeared)